This is good quality mouse mat, heat pressed by me with the expression "May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch" Printed on one side only. I make/design the mouse mats myself using my own photography and designs. Size is 22cm x 18cm x 3mm I can alter the wording and picture with your choice, at no extra cost. If you wish me to make a mouse mat specifically for you, please indicate the details at check out and/or email with your wording. I will do my best to oblige and will email to clarify your requirements. See my other listings for ideas! Or create your own!