View the sitemap for this website below, with links to each of the pages and brief descriptions of what to find in each section
Products
- A Personalised Clock with your photos
- Always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn - MOUSE MAT
- Beach Clock
- Beware I'm Menopausal - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Blue Tit #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Blue Tit #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Blue Tit #3 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Bonnet Macaque - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Buzzard #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Buzzard #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Cheetah #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Cheetah #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Click here to see more Personalised Face Masks
- Due to the confidentiality of my job - I don't what I'm doing - CERAMIC MUG
- Elephant - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Elephant - Aluminium Drinks Coaster - copy
- Elephant Clock
- Giraffe #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Goat #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Goat #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Goat #3 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Goldfinch #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Goldfinch #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Golfer's instructions - Swing, swear, look for ball, repeat - CERAMIC MUG
- Golfer's instructions - Swing, swear, look for ball, repeat - MOUSE MAT
- Goose Chicks - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Greater Spotted Woodpecker - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Green Woodpecker - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Guinea Pig - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Hand made, double layer, personalised, face mask.
- Happy as a pig in ..... - Mouse Mat
- Heron - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Horse #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Horse #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Horses Clock
- House Sparrow #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- House Sparrow - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- I don't do (cock) (lesbian humour) - CERAMIC MUG
- I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can't handle - MOUSE MAT
- I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can't handle - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- I hate being sexy but I'm a Carpenter so I can't help it - CERAMIC MUG
- I hate being SEXY but I'm a Police Officer so I can't help it - CERAMIC MUG
- I hate being SEXY but I'm a Truck Driver so I can't help it - CERAMIC MUG
- I hate being SEXY but I'm an Electrician so I can't help it - CERAMIC MUG
- I might look like I'm listening to you but in my head I'm Fishing- CERAMIC MUG
- I might look like I'm listening to you but in my head I'm Fishing- CERAMIC MUG
- I might look like I'm listening to you but in my head I'm playing Golf- CERAMIC MUG
- I might look like I'm listening to you, but in my head I'm SAILING - CERAMIC MUG
- I might look like I'm listening to you, but in my head, I'm playing football - CERAMIC MUG
- I solve problems you didn't know you had, in ways you can't understand - CERAMIC MUG
- I work so my animals can have a better life - CERAMIC MUG
- I work so my cat can have a better life! - CERAMIC MUG
- I work so my dog can have a better life! - CERAMIC MUG
- I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- I'm 99% certain I'm a Princess - CERAMIC MUG - copy
- I'm a Lawyer, to save time shall we assume I'm always RIGHT! - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- I'm a Police Officer, to save time shall we assume I'm always RIGHT! - CERAMIC MUG
- I'm a Solicitor, to save time shall we assume I'm always RIGHT! - CERAMIC MUG
- I'm a Solicitor. To save time shall we assume I'm always RIGHT! - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- I'm a Teacher, to save time shall we assume I'm always right! - Mouse Mat
- I'm an Accountant, To save time shall we assume I'm always right! - CERAMIC MUG
- I'm an Accountant, to save time shall we assume I'm always right! - Mouse Mat
- If you want a stable relationship, get a Horse - Mouse Mat
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Bees - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Chickens - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Classic Cars - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Cows - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Cycling - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about DOGS - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about DOGS - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Guinea Pigs - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Horses - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Motorbikes- CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Music - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Planes - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Rabbits - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want me to listen to you, talk about Sheep - CERAMIC MUG
- If you want s stable relationship, get a horse! - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Indian Roller Bird Clock
- It's not a hangover, it's Prosecco flu - CERAMIC MUG
- Lamb Clock
- Lemur #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Lemur #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Life is good at the beach - MOUSE MAT
- Lion- Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Little Grebe - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Lockdown 2020 NHS - MOUSE MAT
- May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch - ALU COASTER
- May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch - MOUSE MAT
- Meerkat #1- Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Metal Sports Water Bottle with 2 different lids and a carabiner clip saying "If you want me to listen to you, talk about Fishing"
- Metal Sports Water Bottle with 2 lids and a carabiner clip saying "Always be yourself unless you can be a Unicorn, then always be a Unicorn"
- Metal Sports Water Bottle with 2 lids and a carabiner clip saying "I'm a Police Officer, to save time shall we assume I'm always RIGHT"
- Nobody knows I'm Gay - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Of course size matters, nobody want a small gin- CERAMIC MUG
- Oh for (fox) sake- CERAMIC MUG
- Peacock - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Penguin - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Personalised Coaster using your image/words - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Pharmacist? I prefer the term badass drug dealer - CERAMIC MUG
- Pheasant - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Pink Flamingo Clock
- Rabbit - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Really, trust me..... I'm a Paramedic - CERAMIC MUG
- Red Kite #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Red Kite #3 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Red Kite #4 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Red Kite #5 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Red Kite - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Riley 1.5 Classic Car Clock
- Robin #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Robin #3 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Robin #4 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Sometimes the supply of curse words is insufficient to meet my demands! - CERAMIC MUG
- Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the FACE! - CLOCK
- Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if i suddenly punched them in the face! - CERAMIC MUG
- Stone Wall - MOUSE MAT
- Swan #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Swan #2 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Swan (Black) #1 - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Tee Time (golf clock)
- The Rooster may crow but the Hen delivers the goods - MOUSE MAT
- The Rooster may crow, but the Hen delivers the goods! - CERAMIC MUG
- There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy - Goldfinch MOUSE MAT
- There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy - ROBIN MOUSE MAT
- There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy - Beach Stones Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- This is what an awesome Carpenter looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Decorator looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Dentist looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Gardener looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Hairdresser looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Mechanic looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This is what an awesome Vet looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- This what an awesome Chef looks like - CERAMIC MUG
- Tiger - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Tiger - Aluminium Drinks Coaster - copy
- Triumph Herald Classic Car Clock
- Unicorn Tea Cosy -Hand made Tea Cosy
- Wagtail - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- When I dunk my biscuits I think of you (and hold them under until the bubbles stop) - CERAMIC MUG
- White Tiger #2- Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- White Tiger - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Wren - Aluminium Drinks Coaster
- Yes, I'm a nurse No, I don't want to look at it! - CERAMIC MUG
- Yes, I'm a Paramedic No, I don't want to look at it! - CERAMIC MUG
- Yes, I'm a Vet. No I don't want to look at it! - CERAMIC MUG
